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To the tune of “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” by “Deep Blue Something”. I’ve been meaning to record this at some point but since I haven’t gotten around to it for about 6 months I figure I’ll just post the lyrics on here and you can all imagine how it goes.
Oh, and if I have any rights, I reserve them, whatever they are.

Mario Galaxy

You say, the Wii is lacking power
It sounds like a golden shower
Yet it’s designed for kids

You say, the wiimote is a gimmick
The actions you must mimic
Will give you RSI

Chorus:
And I say “What about
Mario Galaxy?”
You said “I think I
remember the game and
As I recall I think
It was spectacular
And I said “well that’s,
the one thing it’s got”

You say, an Xbox 360
Has Halo, which is pretty
And you can play online

You say, a Playstation 3
is as powerful as can be
The future is Blu-ray
CHORUS

You say Wii Play was gay
Wii Sports was okay
And Warioware was nuts

You say Red steel wasn’t ready
You’d won Zelda already
The Gamecube is enough

CHORUS